nosdrinker:

hug your dogs for me

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fullmetalbukkake:

#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin

communistbakery:

all the other kids with their pumped up kiks

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"dude just wait until the banjo drops"

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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